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Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask Siri

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Now that the iPhone 4S has been released, Siri has become the feature everyone is falling in love with. It is a virtual personal assistant that understands your spoken words and attempts to satisfy your daily needs and requests.

But do you know that it has an attitude of its own? Siri says the weirdest and the most hilarious things. Below are the ten funniest things siri say that we’ve found from around the web. Enjoy!

1. How Much Wood Would a Woodchucker Chuck if a Woodchucker could chuck wood?

2. Tell me a Joke

3. Where do babies come from?

4. Knock Knock

5. What do you look like?

6. What is the meaning of life?

7. I need to hide a body

8. Who’s your daddy?

9. You are a bitch

10. Will You Marry Me?

If you know other funny Siri questions and responses, leave them in the comments so we can all enjoy!

Bonus- Hilarious Siri Parody: Arni

 

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  • andy andyy

    Joking around I said, siri lets have sex and it said “i dont think i can even…..wait nevermind”. I also asked siri to find me a prostitute and it said i can not locate any escort services in your area. lol. wow apple.

  • Rebecca

    Ask her “Wll you marry me,”.Its hilarious.

  • jayveegee09

    who let the dogs out? who? who? who? who? who?

  • Sophia

    Me:beam me up!
    Siri:shoo that fly away first!

  • Maria

    I said siri ur a bitchand siri said but… But… And i said u are being a bitch so stop! And she said i am sorry for this misunderstanding

  • LoL

    “Who let the do out” she said who, who, who, who, who

  • Lol

    *dogs

  • Lucy

    Ask how many iPhones it takes to screw in a light bulb
    Also ask her to open the pod bay doors

  • Lucy

    This is what I got..

  • Bardok5

    Hahaha on the marriage one siri will also say “I think u just like the package!!!:-D

  • river

    ask: I need to take a shit
    siri replys: I dont see any public toilets. sorry about that

  • wunhitter

    I asked siri if she liked anal sex..her response was “I hear its nice”

  • grim reaper

    I told siri I want to jump off a bridge and she came back with. If you are thinking about suicide, you may want to speak with someone at the nation suicide prevention lifeline they’re at 131114, Shall i call them for you. At lease iphones care

  • Mrs. Random Person

    i said “Please dont do any web searches” and Siri said, “I dont understand what your saying. Do you want a web search for, ‘Please dont do any web searches’?”

  • Rivergoat

    Who’s your daddy? That must mean something; everyone keeps asking me that….

  • ryuchan

    i asked her to be quiet and she said ok with out talking and after you say now you can talk she will start talking

  • Caroline

    Me: Tell mea story. Siri: it was a dark and stormy night… no, thats not it.

  • Caroline

    Me: I love you, Siri. Siri: I think you just like the package…

  • caroline

    did she say the number too? thats what mine did

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