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Top 10 Funniest Questions to Ask Siri

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Now that the iPhone 4S has been released, Siri has become the feature everyone is falling in love with. It is a virtual personal assistant that understands your spoken words and attempts to satisfy your daily needs and requests.

But do you know that it has an attitude of its own? Siri says the weirdest and the most hilarious things. Below are the ten funniest things siri say that we’ve found from around the web. Enjoy!

1. How Much Wood Would a Woodchucker Chuck if a Woodchucker could chuck wood?

2. Tell me a Joke

3. Where do babies come from?

4. Knock Knock

5. What do you look like?

6. What is the meaning of life?

7. I need to hide a body

8. Who’s your daddy?

9. You are a bitch

10. Will You Marry Me?

If you know other funny Siri questions and responses, leave them in the comments so we can all enjoy!

Bonus- Hilarious Siri Parody: Arni

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  • g-wink18

    eliza is a robot in google mars haha

  • Guez

    I said whats your favorite color and she said
    My Favorite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language but its sort of a greenish demintions

  • Guez

    I said whats your favorite color and she said
    My Favorite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language but its sort of a greenish demintions

  • marshal

    i asked what the meaning of life was and i got this back, “try being nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book ecery now and then, get some walking in, and tr to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations”

  • Corey

    “I love you.”
    “I hope you do not say that to other mobile phones.”

  • Aaa

    ” what’s the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow”. Siri- the last person to ask me that was catapulted into a canyon

  • Gjibly45

    i told her to f**k herself and she said “Sorry i dont see f**k yourself in your contacts”

  • JFG

    I asked her that and she responded “About 25 MPH for a European swallow. You have to know these things when you’re a virtual assistant, you know.”

  • JimothyJunky

    I asked and she said “Please don’t make me.” Lol

  • JimothyJunky

    I asked for a hug but she didnt know what a hug was.

  • Alexa

    Question: Whats the meaning of life??
    Answer: A movie.

  • lucy

    I said to SIRI “carm down dick” and he said to me “stut it”

  • Kgriffiths83

    Ask her “how do I make biscuits” and she gives you the chemical breakdown for methadone. So much for something to go with my sausage gravy…

  • Jordan

    Ask how many people are in the world

  • Emerald29

    i said “your husband is cheating on you”
    Siri”if you say so”
    and i said ” i’m drunk”
    Siri said ” I hope you are not driving any where”

  • Amandad4882

    i love the meaning of life being 42…hitchhikers guide…you rock sam rockwell

  • Gabe

    You gotta tell her to remember who your mom is, once you’ve done that it’ll be able to text or call ‘mom’… Works with other relationships too, such as bro, sis, wife, girlfriend.. Just gotta have them in your contacts, and say: Siri, Josh is my brother, and she’ll remember that.

  • Lloydmp

    siri siri on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?
    or just
    who’s the fairest of them all?

  • Sgcugqd

    Also what’s your favourite colour ?

  • Deaglechad

    i told siri “dont play dumb with me”
    so she plays dumb by nirvana out of my music- smart ass iphone

  • David81496

    Ask her what her fav color is.

  • David81496

    Say “beam me up”

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